Cuckoo Clock for Apple Watch
A real cuckoo clock.
On your wrist.
Wind it with the Digital Crown, pull the pinecone to start it, and every hour a bird bursts out through the doors to tell you the time — loudly.
One email, the day it's downloadable. Nothing else.
It doesn't just chime. It lunges.
On the hour, the doors swing open and the bird comes straight at the camera — huge, calling the hour again and again before ducking back inside. It doesn't get old.
What it actually does
Set it like the real thing
Turn the crown to move the hands, then pull a hanging pinecone weight to lock the time in — the same ritual as winding an actual mechanical clock, not a settings toggle.
Quiet at night
Set your own quiet hours and the bird stays asleep. Knock on the doors anyway and it just snores at you.
Three birdhouses to choose from
Classic carved walnut, an Alpine chalet, or a modern black-lacquer-and-brass build — same clock, different wood.
Know the moment it's downloadable
No countdown, no launch date, no hype — just a real email the day this is actually installable. Nothing else, ever.
Where this actually stands
This is a real, working watchOS app — built, tested, and running on an actual Apple Watch right now. It isn't on the App Store yet, and this page exists to show what it is, honestly, before that process starts.